tax widow/widower

The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.

Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.

I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!

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do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

Connecticut Ass-tax

The CT ass-tax is begins when you first move to CT. First, you ask the state for their permisson to come there and get raped in the ass. Next, on your way to CT, they rape you in the ass outside a toll booth multiple times in full view of the public. If you don't stop at the toll booth, they will snap an image of your plate, then send you angry letters until you finally allow them to rape you. Once you have moved in, you must now agree to get raped once per year for owning a vehicle, and then again every two years; again, for owning a vehicle. Now that your ass has been thoroughly raped, you need to go to the doctor. Luckily, the doctor will actually treat ypur raped asshole... Only for you to be raped again! Your insurance has now raped your ass, because they don't cover ass-raping on your policy and now you have to pay full price.

I moved to CT, and I have been paying the Connecticut ass-tax ever since. And let me tell ya, my prison wallet hurts like hell.

cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool

Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.

Non-Compliance Tax

When offering some a Joint whilst they are otherwise occupied..and taking a longer time with it

*playing CoD*
Jim *getting well into it, paying no attention to J*
Dave *offers to pass J without saying anything, just holding it there*
Jim *has no clue J is waiting for him to take
Dave: Non-Compliance Tax! *smokes some more

Tit Tax Toe

1. A Group of four South American Country's created by the living God for a future Project, after completion of Africa, the Tit Tax Toe will be built by Christ Global World Industry Empires in South America.

2. The forecasted re-nationing of S.A. In the shape of a women with angel wings like an axe and a foot at the base of the continent explains the Projects title the Tit Tax Toe of South America.

"The only thing better than the cats ass is the tit tax toe"

Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.

Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"