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Band Repair Tech

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.

James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.

by bandrepairs February 3, 2010


Tech Support Scam

When someone from India cold calls you and says you have a problem with your "dextop" computer. They use scare tactics, such as the Event Viewer (eventvwr) and the Tree command in Command Prompt to try and convince you that you have a "wirus" on your "dextop." They ask you to pay a large sum of money for the "fixes," and if you don't pay, they try to put syskey on your computer, which locks you out of your computer. Popular topic for Youtubers and pranksters.

#1: Did you get that call from Microsoft yesterday?
#2: No, it was a Tech Support Scam. It was not Microsoft.

by Scam Buster August 30, 2016

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virginia tech massacre

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.

The Virginia Tech Massacre will forever be remembered.

by Baikalic April 20, 2007

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RGC Tech

Some bri-ish kid that doesn't like headphone jacks

"headphone jacks are dead" -rgc tech

by joe the secks man December 14, 2020

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Cass Tech Girl

A Classy , Sassy , Talented & Intelligent Female . Hated on By Many .

Often Imitated , Never Duplicated

Aint Nothin' Like them Cass Tech Girls, They The Whole damn package !!

by @_TGOD June 19, 2011

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Linus Tech Tips

The man who's always able to squeeze in his sponsors at the perfect time in the video.

Linus Tech Tips: "But this video is about the ten reasons you guys love your Macs, and, with the kind of response that we got from our community, Apple clearly has been doing something right for so many of you to want to purchase their products..."

Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."

by AKAREEEEE March 16, 2020

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New Mexico Tech

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.

I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.

by NM Rox March 13, 2005

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