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Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!
When a guy gets brown stripes in the FRONT Of his underwear due to participation in anal sex
Hope mom doesn't do my laundry today, l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and l don't want to explain.
Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"
noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.
Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.
A really stupid person, as if his/her brain was physically missing.
Bob: Bro Matthew is snorting dirt again.
Derron: ikr, what a dirt snorter.