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A funny way to call a jewish friend
You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?
Jewish power move is a savy way to save money when you’re already wealthy.
She moved out of her second property to live with her mother & save. She called it a Jewish power move.
When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids
Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard
When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.
A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.
Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store
Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!
The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.
David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."
When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.
1. HOLY SHIT Hayek has some Jewish fries!!