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Noun, verb, whatever you see fit.
A simple 2-step maneuver preformed while drinking to test one's level of drunkness.
Step 1. Shake head
Step 2. Evaluate how drunk you are by how long it takes your surroundings to stop spinning.
Goal: keep them spinning!
Shit. After all this rum, I just had to (do a) shake test to make sure I could type this right.
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to reach around a salad dodger and if your fingers dont touch take her home (see going ugly early)
i wanted to pull a chick so i employed the two finger test.
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A girl attractive enough that only a gay guy would not have sex with her.
She isn't the hottest girl in the world, but she is a gay test.
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The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.
Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?
Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
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The IG test can be applied in many circumstances, and is used to insult a gullable and stupid hetrosexual. The IG test is something which you ask the target to take. The IG test is always prefixed with the targets initials. The IG test simply stands for "Is Gay"
David Miller:- OMG, i cant get my car to start.
You:- Well did you check the battery?
David Miller:- Huh?, battery? Huh?
You:- Okay well did you do the DMIG test?
David Miller:- DMIG? Huh? Whats DMIG???
<<Pause>>
You:- David Miller Is Gay!
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The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.
“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”
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Short for "A test pilot in a Broom Factory"
Shorthand for a domineering or authoritarian person who want things to go thier way by any means, or not at all.
The new secretary is a test pilot.
This bureaucrat is the chief test pilot.
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