Country Chav

Oscar Wainwright

Oscar Wainwright is a country chav

mer-chav

A chav who lives by the sea i.e southend, folkestone, dover

southend is proper skank, full of dirty mer-chavs!

Chav speak

A strange form of communication, also known as BRAP!

Ite boyyyyyy, hows life down the east ghetto innit safe RESPECT! brapage! I is well up to date with the chav speak innit boy safe man wicked peace out!

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chav talk

a shortened talk of words used mainly by chavs tosave time and look hard innit, bled. Chav talk is used by people who wear burberry and generally crap that no one else wastes their money on (vauxhall novas etc)

'innit bled u fking cnt i tlk lik dis cos i jst gt off phne to ar sophi innit'

or

'stpid goth go slt ur wrsts n stff whle i go drnk sme whte litning innit'

'chav talk is lk bttr thn nrml english cos chvs own teh coop'

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Chav Haircut

A Chav Haircut is when a male gets a haircut that is a grade 0 round the back and sides and a grade 1 or 2 on top. It looks like they have asked for a skinhead but walked out of the barbers halfway through.

It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.

This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.

-How would you like your hair today sir?

- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.

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chav face

'chav face' is an insult to be used against any townie/chav, as both of these species (townie/chav)are stupied and dont understand this insult. it is basicly telling them they are the biggest chav in the whole universe, which in its self, is the worst insult any one could give.

chav: com den man, com den init ill beat u up

'other person': shut up you stupied chav face.

chav: whaaat?> dont use ur big words on me! i dont know wat dey mean dus i man!

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Chav girl

Female chavs are young teens or adults with little to no brain power and merely exist for abit of cock in them. Easily spotted by there leggings, branded clothing, big lips and obvious fake eccentrics.

Chav girl: I banged a chav last night, made her call me daddy

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