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A person who power squats with their chest down and does a lot of sumo deadlifts. Despite all their leg work, they are always showing off their upper body. The term comes from the fact that despite having numerous legs, crabs only show off their claws for mating. They can also be referred to as squat lobsters.
Omg that dude is such a gym crab, all those squats and he only shows off his arms!
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Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.
"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."
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A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.
The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..
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An alternative common name to the mole crab or sand flea
When I was at the beach I let some sand crabs try to burrow into my hand, it was ticklish
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"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"
Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands
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When the penis has fat rolls on it; including the balls
"Some girl said they had sex with Damien and he had so much Crab Fat!"
"I hope my boyfriend doesn't have Crab Fat."
"Girls with Crab Fat fetishes are weird"
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When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.
Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."
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