A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.
Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.
A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.
Damn he is almost as hot as Kemper Evans
When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic
"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"
Caring and loving guy with the most beautiful blue eyes. He takes care of everyone and is the most selfless person you’d ever meet.
Evan Murphy cannot hang out today, he’s taking care of his grandparents.
Normally small around 5ft4, tends to like men, obsessed with army related things including cadets even tho he’s a pussy, usually retarded, nickname tank coz he’s built like one.
Hye mi nam Rhys and I licke army And exbox . Definition of Rhys evans; small gay and retarded
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