The family member who everyone seems to gravitate towards and is given many different opportunities because of the people he knows. Often sets usually difficult expectations for the rest of the family, making them resentful and afraid of judgement.
Random girl: Hey, have you seen -family celebrity name-? I need their help with this project...
You: No, I haven't seen them. But I can probably help.
Random girl: I'm sorry, but I really need -family celebrity name- to take a look at it.
You: It's okay. They're the "family celebrity" for a reason I guess.
When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.
"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"
We are a large group of family and we take it very seriously! We only spread love and positivity
SPN HATERRR: I hate your stinkin show it’s so stupid and it’s fans are ugly
SPN FAMILY: DONT SAY THAT *violently strokes cock charging attack* WE ARE THE BEST
SPN HATER: What are you doing with that fat cock *mouth opens widely*
SPN FAMILY: Take this SPN HATER *jumps on SPN HATERS face smacking his colossal cock across his face and deep throating it*
SPN HATER: ggghhhhgahhaahahh *choking sounds*
SPN FAMILY: IM BOUT TO BUSSSSSSST *semen splicer explodes* choke on my generational family!!!!
SPN HATER: I’m so sorry I won’t disrespect you daddy
family traditions; something that unites all the family members; smth that makes regularly (every year, month etc.)
- Dude, come on to a party!
- I can't. We're selebration my granny's birthday! It's something like a family glue.
A family of all gods. They are the most feared on earth. Do not challenge them they will tear you into shreds than use you as a topping to their meal on their great feast. The ordy family is horrifying do not attempt to diss them, that's suicide...
I am sorry ordy family I will not D ride you ever again and I am your son. You own me