Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.

Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.

stoner slice

the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.

Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it

medium tinned moon slice

a phrase used to wind some one up to make them feel that they have missed out on something

that medium tinned moon slice was so good

i couldnt of imagine how good medium tinned moon slice was going to be

ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.

My bud Kelly is a ham slice

I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.

We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.

Silly Slice

A slice that will make you act silly.

Friend: Silly slice!
You:Does something silly for 5 seconds.

2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?

I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster