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When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.
‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’
‘Ha ha - unlucky man!’
When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.
Want me to give you a flat bike?
Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
It's on June 20th that everybody is allowed to steal bikes
Hey let's be like the polish and steal some bikes, on bike stealing day
Delaying the inevitable / wasting time.
Instead of cycling home, we walked home, we were really pushing the bike.
when one or more parties of a hook up don't walk but bike home the next morning in the clothes from the previous night, including but not limited to; high heels, mini skirts, dresses, full jewelry, graphic tees
Benefits: significantly shortens the length of time it takes to get home in the morning.
Guy 1: That's a weird outfit to wear for an early morning bike ride.
Guy 2: Aw no man, she's just riding a bike home after she shacked. A bike shacker.
Get a life/find your own way/im not doing it
-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me
Ya better get a bike bish