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When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.
“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”
It's a very long chair. What did you expect?
Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!
While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock
Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit
When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair
Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair
A sexual act performed by 2 persons, one person is to lay on the ground with their knees near their head and their anus facing upwards towards the ceiling. The second person progresses to place their anus over person 1, in a scissor like affect. Then person one proceeds to rock their body backwards and forwards, making a rocking motion with their anus, during this process they are also defecating. The faeces from this action is being pressed between the two people, causing the faeces to spread between them, giving a rough "sandy" effect to the friction amongst the people.san
"Jeez that Sandy Rocking Chair yesterday sure made a mess"
"The Sandy Rocking Chair is my favorite after a long day"