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To puke chunks all over the place
Steve : Hey guy's check it out I put pony tails on my pubes!
Kaylee : O Good Lord!
Kiersten : Uh I think I'm gonna be sick!
Jake : Hey Kaylee why is Kiersten Tossing Cookies in the bathroom?
Kiersten : Well Steve exposed his bush in front of us and made her sick!
Steve : Hey Jake check out my pubes I grew them out aren't they sexy!
Jake : Uhh! I think I'm gonna join Kiersten in the bathroom!
Chad : What The Hell Kaylee! Why is my work force in the bathroom?
Kaylee : Oh there just Tossing Cookies!
Chad : Yeah Right! He probally poundin her pussy again!
Steve : Hey Chad like my long silky pubes?
Chad : Ohh Nice! Mmmm! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Excuse me I need to go Toss Some Cookies myself!
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the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
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Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).
Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.
Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.
When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.
Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.
Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....
Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.
The act of masterbating.
I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
A line that is not worth waiting in.
Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.