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Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.
I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot
A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.
Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.
Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.
Jayden Pankratz eats taint out of elephant ass holes daily.
search Youtube for BENBO TA ELEPHANT IT IS A GREAT CHANNEL
benbo ta elephant was such a cool channel
The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.
She keep giving me dome even though I was finished and had developed red elephant trunk.
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Kneeing someone very hard in the ass from behind without them having any knowledge you are about to do so.
"dude i was just pissing in the urinal and James elephant butt fucked me and i damn near fell in the urinal.
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These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.
i believe The Baby Diaper Elephant is much like a chupacabra, just cuter.
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