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A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.
"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"
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A bad ass Jewish person. Like the Jewish version of Shaft. Can be seen wearing some Jewish bling. He comes to do some good, help his brothers in the chhood (must add flem noise to beginning). Has the ability to nag someone to death.
Watch out for the Hebrew Hammer!!!
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The act where two or more men either accidentaly or intentionally smash or hit their penis'(Hammer) together. The act could be taken as sexual or accidental.
"Hey big boy, wanna come over and play some hammer smash?"
"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"
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Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely
Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!
Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*
Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin
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A man who frequently sides with women.
Shawn- "No Thyane, I think Mary gets shot gun, Your "no blitz" was canceled out by...."
Thayne- "Dude! your such a HAMMER!
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A project you start working on while geeking on meth. Weather it be workin on your car, cuttin the grass, fixin the plumbing, puttin on a new roof, taking shit apart, etc. all while geeked to the max on meth!!!
"Hammer jacking" "geeking" "tweekin"
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the one who hammers(has rough sex with) the poon (vagina).
She calls me the Poon Hammerer cuz i makes her poonanny sore.
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