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An otherwise cool bird, terribly afflicted with the malady known as, "resting bitch face."
Do I have resting bitch face, or am I just a bitch that needs rest? I was up all night you know.
-Great Horned Owl. That's hoo.
When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!
Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!
A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"
Anyone that associates with a brony
"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"
"are you talkin about SATANIC CIRCIRCUMCISION (IM OFF MY MEDS) porn red hot meat hook
Van-Horn; Verb one who is a hoe or easy , slut disrespected a spet of life. One only called when wantin a quick a peice of ass. nounOr refered to as sex"gettin it in".
"I van-horn or vanhorn last nitght it was hella good" or " This vanhorn gave me head yesterday, but i used protection"
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when you are getting horny and want to have sex.
Spencer: are you ok Kasey?
Kasey: man I am in trouble.
Spencer: what, are you getting your horn on?
Kasey: Yeh man, watch out boys my horn is on.
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When someone is so horny that you have to tell them to take it down a notch. Effective way to tell some one to back off
Guy: you know I would do you so right~
Girl: Boi, trim them horns you're not doing sh*t
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A very sweet, and caring guy. He always looks out for those he loves and will never let you down. Everyone around him believes he is wonderful & would do anything for him. He is compassionate & creative. Very dramatic, and attempts to be stubborn. Very cute and adorable! Definately someone you want in your life. Has very good choice in music and is a dork. Dislikes reading, and one of the best actors ever. He can sing and dance and kick ass at soccer :) You have to be very lucky to have this boy in your life and thank God for him everyday.
You will never be as amazing as Christopher Ryan Horn. (:
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