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Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.
Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?
A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
It’s Jimmy Jones, everyone knows Jimmy. He didn’t do anything special and has no accomplishments, he’s just well known
Ohhhh yeah i know Jimmy Jones
She’s a badass and super fit. I don’t even know why she’s still single. Plus her name was stolen by that girl on that shitty Netflix show.
The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.
Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.
"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"
Charlotte Jones is the most beautiful, smart, loyal, trustworthy and kind person I’ve ever met. She works hard in school and I very smart, although she won’t admit it. She’s introverted. She’s bisexual. Charlotte has been anorexic and is still weird around food although she isn’t overweight. She does gymnastics, sings, acts, plays guitar, loves musicals, draws, reads and writes stories.
Ayy who’s that
Oh it’s Charlotte Jones