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An extremley perveted man who produces pornographic videos in which he dresses up young women to look as though they are under age then proceeds to do extremeley disgusting acts with them including pissing in their mouths and assholes, shoving his cock down their throat until they puke all over it and their face, and blowing his load in their various orifaces. It is sick and vile viewing, yet somehow I cant stop watching
Random person: Did you catch that new max hardcore flick? Its fucking gross!
Me: Yeah, I cant stop watching it.
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A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone
A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!
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1. A pedophile. He lures young jewish girls into his clutches with his amazing drumming and then plays bongos on their ass.
2. A cool guy.
Man, I wish I had the ultra-cool pimp aura of Max Weinberg! He's the white jewish Shaft!
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Coined by Jeff Sepulveda of Santa Monica, and used in early '80's song lyrics, it refers to "Maxing out your Relaxation"!
Went over to ma boyz house to see if he wanted to hit the strip . . . But instead, he was "Maxing and Relaxing" at home . . .
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The lead singer of Say Anything.
Is god.
Oh my Max Bemis!
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A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.
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