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Ski lift operator said to his friend “That’s a nice mommy..” as a hot blonde mom boarded.
any emo/goth girl with fat tits
(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right
Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with
Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff
When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
can be used to either scare off girls or compliment them.
boy: damn mommy got some thic milkers nom nom nom
girl : oo la la thanks papi ;) / wtf kys
Fans of the Your Mom's House podcast
The mommies love to fuck up garth brooks instagram and Facebook comments.