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new joint

Noun. A 'new joint' is something better than what you smoked, bought, ate, wore, or got laid by in the past. It's anything a cut above.

"Got me a 6-cylinder 'new joint'"
"This outfit is a 'new joint.'"

by goldielucks January 11, 2006

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fox news

the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evil

fox news needs to die

by jesus September 14, 2004

681πŸ‘ 393πŸ‘Ž


fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

455πŸ‘ 259πŸ‘Ž


New Orleans

1. The best city in the US.
2. On Sundays, there's no one on the streets due to the Saints home games and when they win, the whole city goes crazy. Same for LSU.
3. People in New Orleans just look for an excuse to have a party and get wasted.
4. Every restaurant has Po'Boys on their menu.
5. We have the best seafood, and your jealous.
6. Our roads make peoples neck hurt.

2. *Excuse for not coming to school*
Mrs. ___,
My child was absent Monday due to the Saints kicking the Packers ass and had to party all night Sunday.

3. Wanna have a party and get wasted for Groundhog day?

4. Wanna go to New China Buffet and get a PoBoy? Sure.

5. Do i really have to explain that one?

6. I dont know what I did last night, my neck hurts so bad. Oh yeah, I drove in downtown New Orleans.

by c00lh0e April 4, 2009

70πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


new orleans

not all of new orleans went under water, my house didnt. it is not a shit hole like ur hometown!the important parts of new orleans like the french quarter,downtown, the garden district, and uptown survived. it is not 30 feet below sea level. the places i just listed are actually above sea level.
new orleans was built between the lake and river for good reasons! fishing, transportation of goods, and traveling.
people from new orleans do not flash other people, those people are stupid tourists. we dont hate tourists, but if you act like and idiot, we dont really appreciate it. right now we need tourists. the GOOD kind.
dont be mean to new orleans because you are an ignorant person who has a problem.
new orleans will come back, and you will want to visit, and then maybe take back all you said meanies.
get a life losers

new orleans will rise again

by maddieofnola August 8, 2006

181πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey

I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest!

Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY! Do you live like the Suprano's?"
Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!

by HickChick908 September 7, 2005

150πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


new pussy

The best kinda pussy ever. When your old pussy gets boring and tiresome, new pussy takes its place to create new and awesome memories

See Donna trippin...i need some new pussy. Where’s Sandra’s phone number...?

by Whopper_jr March 12, 2018

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