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A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.
I totally gave this chick a Red Panda last night.
I'm gonna Red Panda yo ass.
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Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.
Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
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When one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.
I caught my girl cheating on me, so I grabbed sancho and beat the living hell out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk arse with a nice set of panda eyes. That'll teach him not to cheat again.
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a asain or korean or japanese pearson
there are a lot of dirty pandas driving in dimond bar.
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Hello Panda is just this like, japanese cookie thing. It's got cream and stuff inside. It's like Pocky, except less overrated and less familiar to weaboos.
When you bite into it, the sticky creamy white stuff fills your mouth.
See what I did there?
"...Oh cool, I just bought some Hello Panda. Good for me. :D"
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When someone has a dark shade around their eyes.
Example: When someone hasn't sleep, or when a girl with mascara showers.
He's been working so hard he's got panda eyes!
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The Gothic Panda is when two guys gang up on one girl and one anally fucks her while the other dick slaps her in the nose turning her nose black like a panda.
How Cute.
Gangbanga123:Hey I'm so fucking horny dude!!!!! ugh.
NigaPLZ69:I know we should hella "Gothic panda" that chick, she'd look good with a bruised nose.
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