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The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.
"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."
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The act of dipping your tongue firmly into someone's anus similar to a snake sticking it's tongue in and out.
Brett likes to snake punch his partner before penetrating their anus.
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Any person who goes 'clubbing' with the intention of ruining someone else's night.
Did you see that club snake spill her drink on Joel? What a fucking whore!
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The most awesome, insane badass EVER!!! Lead character in Metal Gear Solid. Can wield any weapon, kills everyone and can literally walk though a military base unnoticed. And all you STUPID FUCKS out there who think Sam Fisher is better have mnever played Meat Gear before. So try it, I mean most of the people who like Sam Fisher more are 20 year old virgins who played Splinter Cell at you're friends house, you don't know shit about Snake .
Splinter Cell: Hi, I'm Sam Fisher I like to go around and let everyone know I'm here with my bright green lights on my head!
Solid Snake: I'm Solid Snake, I've shot down more big ass robots and terrorists then you have had seconds in your life.
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the art of masturbateing in your room when a family member is in the next room
(Your in your room jacking it)
mom/wife-IM HOME!
you- oh shit(pull up pants fast)
you just pulled a sneaky snake
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The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.
Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.
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