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By somebody saying "True story", That automaticaly makes ANYTHING said previously by that person COMPLETELY FALSE.
GUY: "I saw this guy and he like totaly did this backflip while crosisng the road...... True story, I seen it myself"
ME: Bull schitt!
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Something that people would want to fuck to.
Here's mine.
Sex Story
Once there was a sexy submissive slave named Alex. She love to get fucked hard by her owner Daniel. One day while Daniel was fucking Alex, he had the idea of publicly humiliating her. "No, please don't!" Said Alex. "Awww, are you afraid slut?" "Well too bad!" So they went out and Daniel fucked Alex in public.
If that didn't make you horny I don't know what will!
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Lily is at school and suddenly she looks at Bryan and her pussy gets wet and Bryan gets a boner. She asked him do you want to come over. He says yes. Bryan walks into her house and she is naked. He takes off all his clothes and fucks lily until she cums all over him. She gives him a blow job and he cums. He fucks lily again until she can't walk.
People who are horny and wants Sex Story.
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crappy wannabe faggy bitchy band that thinks theyre goth cuz they always mention death
person 1: i love story of the year!!!! until the day i die!!!!
person 2: f*ck u they suck!!
person 1: no they dont theyre goth cuz they talk about death!!!
person 2: well since u love death so much *shoots him*
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In the end its better for you
Guy 1: That's the Moral of the Story, babe.
Guy 2: That's pretty gay dude.
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stop doing this think about god, you want o get into heaven and most of yall are kids and you don't want to have this guilt on you trust.So stop! read your bible!
stop looking up sex story on UD!
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A erotic story that turns you on
Sex story-
Hey man wanna read the story about two girls having sex.
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