Random
Source Code
Random
Sucks toes on sight. If your toes are exposed and he sees them..your toes are getting yeeted to the 4th dimension...his mouth
Watch out for The Toe Collector👀🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻
5👍 1👎
jeans that are so small, they only fit over your big toe.
Meghan: Hey! These jeans would look so good on you! Size 000!
Jessie: Um, yeah, if i wanted a new pair of toe jeans!
5👍 1👎
A spontaneous act of celebrating the moment and life in general. When two humans feel the same joy in a situation that transcends reality and want to embrace it, one can shout out the holy words „It‘s time for a scissor crime!“ That’s when both of them strike their toes into the air and connect the toe gap between their two biggest toes with each other. What follows is the true meaning of life.
What a match made in heaven.
„Hey Ferdi! Time for a scissor crime!“
Laura: „Urgh, what are they doing?“
Jonas: „Oh they are just toe scissoring. A spontaneous act of celebrating life. Nothing special. Wanna do it as well?“
Laura: „Sure! Rrukkutwooooo!“
5👍 1👎
the area between your big toe and index toe.
Shoot my toe-gina hurts from these flip flops.
5👍 1👎
The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.
Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?
Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!
5👍 1👎
when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps
her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog
6👍 1👎
It is a play on the wording, comes from the term "no tits" but now you can tell your boys whats up without the lady having a clue that you've noticed her weakness.
Yo, check out that honey over there, she got toe nits!!
5👍 1👎