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The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.
I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.
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Bill O' Reily, as said by Stephen Colbert.
"We are less than 48 hours from papa bear coming on our show, and my chair is squeaking!" -Stephen Colbert on Tuesday, the 16th of January.
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Boo bears are bitter sweet creatures. At times they cuddle and other times they growl. Boo bears have an evil side... at night they scratch and bite and try to choke you out. That could be a good thing if your in to that stuff :) Morning time is best cause they sleep late and wimper in there sleep...It is kind of cute. Never piss a Boo bear off. This could prove disaterous. you have now been warned
I love my Boo bear cause she is a freak
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A cute nickname for your lover (male or female)
Your my Pookie bear forever! I love you so much!
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The greatest football team ever.
Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.
So, who do thinks gonna win the NFC Championship game.
Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.
*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.
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Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.
Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!
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The name given to a super cool gal named Rebecca. Given by the master called Charlotte.
'You're looking swell today Beccy Bear.'
'That statement is correct.'
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