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The best fucking whiskey in a plastic bottle.
Last night I drank some Early Times in a miniature golf castle.
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an understanding, but half-hearted consolation given to those experiencing difficult times in their lives. Is used when one wishes to express the feeling that there is no point in moping around anymore and that it is time to move on,but it still conveys the message that recipient's pain is understood.
Person A: "Why you looking so depressed dude?"
Person B: "My girl just broke up with me"
Person A: "Bummer times man. Guess it just wasn't meant to be."
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Having sexual activities such as; sex, anal, hook-ups
They had Friction Time last night
Will you have friction time with me after prom?
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The one best thing you will ever experience in your life. It's about a 12-yro named Finn and a 28-yro dog named Jake. Jake is a space shifter. They together rescue princesses (there are more here than in Disney) mostly from the Ice King (Simon Petrikov) and Jake has like 7 babies and he's married to a rainbow noodle with a horn named Lady Rainicorn. Finn has a crush on 3 princesses but only gets ultimately close to one named Huntress Wizard. There is so much lore that it is inhuman to fit it all in a user-controlled encyclopedia about shrex and such. I highly recommend it as it is my favourite show of all time and always will be. And there is nothing in my life that ever made me happier than hearing that there will be more seasons. It has the best catchphrase too: What time is it? Adventure Time!"
Yo Jim did u see the last episode of Adventure Time yesterday?
Yeah I cried.
Me too. But did u know there will be more episodes? It's not over!
HELL YEAH OH SHIT MY LIFE!!
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Either its Halloween, or its a tumblr post in the middle of June.
Oz: It's SPOOKY TIME H I T I T
illuminaughti: oz its the MIDDLE OF J U N E
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Jacksepticeye's cure for depression. He claims its "the only cure for sadness" and he wasn't wrong.
"It's meme time, it's meme time! Gather all your friends it's meme time!"
-Jacksepticeye
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1) Saying by professional wrestler Big Van Vader when he is about to finish off a hapless foe.
2) Two words that signal an asskicking about to take place.
Five seconds after my opponent said "It's vader time" I was knocked senseless on my ass.
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