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italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 2, 2023


flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 20, 2021


Intermediate tires

In Formula 1 intermediate tires are out on when it is raining only a little bit, or if the track is wet.

Bono: What kind of tires would you like to put on?
Hamilton: Put on the intermediate tires.

by Maybe that one February 13, 2022


tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 22, 2017


tired izzy

Someone who always complains about being tired, even though they never do housework

Her house is such a mess and she always says she's tired, she's such a tired Izzy

by Heejeedeejee August 23, 2023


Living tired

Being tired day after day non stop just over the edge done with life and it's bullshit but to strong to take the easy way out

I am living tired. My friend asked me how I felt and I responded living tired.

by June 27, 2024


Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 18, 2013