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Some horrible country singer with the goofiest mullet I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know which is worse, Morgan Wallen’s hair or his music.
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While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
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The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
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A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
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A rare species of the average Morgan, he can be spotted behind poles, looking at corners, or laughing out of nowhere. The Morgan 2.0 has unnatural speed and can disappear in a blink of a eye. The scariest thing is the smile of the 2.0 which is very simular to the one of a Morgan 1.0
Friend: Hey look! Its Morgan 2.0 !
2.0: *Looks and Smiles*
Friend:RUN!!!
Ryan:RUS! RUS! RUS!
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A fucking religious anti gay whore
"Stop being a fucking Bryant Morgan"
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Morgan Buth is a tall handsome boy that absolutely everyone loves. He has hazel eyes and brown hair. He is a Taurus. His birthday is May 20th. His favorite color is blue. He loves Chick-fil-A. He is country. He is so caring and is the best boyfriend that any girl could ask for. He has a girlfriend named Shelby and she is so grateful for him. He is her whole world. She can't wait to marry him and spend the rest of her life with him. She loves him so freaking much and can't believe that she was so lucky to find him. He makes her smile every single day. He always knows exactly what to say to make her feel better. He is absolutely perfect. 🥰💙😚
Shelby loves Morgan Buth so much!!!
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