pokemon cards

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

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Sleeping card

When you text/call someone and they hit you up the next day and or later that day with "I was asleep" when you hit me up earlier/last night etc.

Ex. 1)

Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.

JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.

Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!

Ex. 2)

Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.

(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?

Kara: ___________________

(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!

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Gold Card

When you want someone dead you put their name on the "Gold Card" as shown in Deadpool

Johnny: How's chemistry class?
Jimmy: It sucks. I put the teacher's name on the Gold Card

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Tarot cards

Cards used to connect to your intuition m. There is a lot of misinformation regarding them, but generally they all have symbolic images on them and meanings, when you shuffle them you use your intuition/connect with the universal energy/database and pull out a card that describes your current situation, what you can change,the future etc. you interpret them according to your current situation .

tarot cards helped me in my life and gave me guidance regarding my relationship

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Business Card

A rectangle with your name on it.

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.

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Dry Card

A greeting card that's received with no money inside.

My momma gave me a dry card for my birthday....

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Jesus card

A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki

"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."

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