Zip Chop

When you cut your dick on your zipper. Often comes with dryhumping.

Damn man I was going to town on that girl and got zip chopped

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chopping the carrot

the act of vigerously biting a penis. try to make moans or groans during this. this could get a little fysty so be carefull! (:

"chopping the carrot"
girl: UUHHH
boy: OYYY
girl: UUHHHGG
boy: OYHHH
boy: baby just CHOP THAT DAMN CARROT!

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slop-chop

A blowjob,fellatio. More exactly a sloppy blowjob. Named because your chops (mouth/chin) get sloppy with saliva.

I was feeling her up and next thing I know the chick whips it out and makes with the slop-chop.

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Karate chop

A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.

-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."

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Chopped and Screwed

Getting rejected and screwed over.

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.

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fat chops

the fat under your ballsack (only occurs in extremely obese humans, like me)

man, my fat chops are gettin all sweaty!
Better get the squeegie!

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Chop up

If your reading this I’m gonna chop up ur mum and you. You fat dirty smelly bastard. All youse do is eat both of you fat cunts I’ll fucking cut youse both up.

Chop up ur whole family up you wanker go kill your self you useless piece of shit.

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