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Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.
Vanessa loved the Chocolate Milkshake I gave her last night.
When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.
I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.
When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit
Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake
Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth
I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake
the most sexeist milkshake that ever romed the land
milkshake duke the definition is a spiked milkshake. my milkshake is duked
While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!