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The utter domination of your forces in a battle.
"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"
Someone who says nothing while his friend says something stupid and bigoted.
Jeff just kind of stood there while his buddy was spouting off about aboriginal people. He was a real Ron MacLean.
When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.
I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!
Faith, Family... and Luck! To be a Virginian, either by birth, marriage, adoption or even on one's mothers side, is an invitation to any state in the union, a passport to any foreign country and a benediction from the Almighty God. (Anon)
Ron Pulley is a fortunate fellow.
Mental Ron is when someone with the name Veronica, Roni, or anything in between; switches to their alter ego, being Mental Ron. This consists of being crazy, spontaneous, fun and horny. AND DON'T forget the added ability to take shots with no chaser. Mental Ron has the craziest stories and drinks on Wednesdays.
Part 1
A: Yooo you saw Mental Ron at that party last night,, she was going crazy..
B: Hell yaw. She need some milk...
Part 2
A: Is mental Ron coming out tonight?
Mental Ron: Yaw.
The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!
1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!