Tommy is gay

No, he is the straighest person ever to walk the earth.

Tommy is gay is a false statement

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Doing a Tommy

The art of video chatting while doing a number 2 and the other person has no idea

I was doing a Tommy the other night with that girl I met on tinder

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tommy innit

total lesbian

person 1: hey do you know the twitch streamer tommy innit?
person 2: oh yes! tubbo's lesbian bestie

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Pull a Sugar Tommy

To pull a sugar tommy is to get free equipment or special pricing on equipment through the use of charm, subversion or the promise of coffee/beer.

I was looking for some free shwag for a conference I was hosting and I managed to Pull a Sugar Tommy and land a bunch of free pens.

Tommy Tuff Knuckles

Tommy is a bissness man out of NYC. Getting his start by manufacturing 6.5" chains and cables for construction sights. He's a know friend and colleague of Balboni

You guys work with Tommy Tuff Knuckles out of New York City, don't ya?

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Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

Tommy Don Surgery

Surgical procedure done to restore major damage to the structure of the hand. Typically done when a persons' hand has been crushed beyond recognition. Tommy Don surgery is most likely done in emergency situations where the hand can no longer perform basic functions. i.e. open doors, wave, shake hands etc.

* Once a patient undergoes surgery, the hand is usually restored to 100% strength or more. Many times the patients' hand comes back stronger.

After he shook my hand; I needed to get Tommy Don surgery