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a noxious cocktail, consumed by NEDS, CHAVS or other antisocial groups of young deliquents , especially in Counties Armagh, Down, and Antrim in Ireland, and parts of Western Scotland. Made by mixing cheap strong cider and Buckfast Tonic Wine (aka Coatsbridge table wine)
A: Shoulda seen the state of that wanker Kevin at the weekend.
B: What happened?
A: The buck eejit floored a bottle of Bate-the-wife, and then fucked a brick through the window of the police station
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A tight sleeveless shirt worn by men who beat their wives.
Mary: You can tell Joshua beats his wife because he wears a WIFE BEATER!
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A married horny female,who acts nice around family and friends but at weekends dresses like a slut and turns into one.Once shes had a few drinks she will fuck anything on offer a very greedy girl.The husband has some idea but doesnt know the full extent unless hes into cuckolding.
That Gemma is a proper hot wife your sure to get laid by her mate
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That wife of yours who uses the Bible when it fits her needs.
When you bring up the sex issue, she uses the Bible to justify herself. If you point out the flaws in her logic, BAM! You're the devil! If you don't point out the flaws, well, you don't get sex anyway.
Man: You know, your logic is rather flawed.
Woman: Ahhhhh! You're Satan! No sex for you, Satan!
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A wife bitch is someone who will do things for you when you ask because they are pushovers.
Usually a wife bitch is a friend or a best friend.
It is also used as a name for your other or wife when they do the household chores.
Hey wife bitch, go get my pizza!
My wife bitch hasn't been doing the dishes lately!
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A wife beater is a t-shirt that is completely worn out and preferably has a few stains on it of an unknown origin. It should also be worn bare especially around the neck line.
Check out the wife beater (t shirt) he's got one.
Also - in conversation: Well Bob, you know Airdr*e Alberta is the wife beater capital of Canada.
It should also be clear that the definition refers to the actual shirt, not the guy wearing it, although it is only applicble to shits worn by guys.
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comparing your current status to 'a butchers wife' to show how strong your current emotion is.
'i'm hotter than a butchers wife'
'i'm dryer than a butchers wife'
'i'm more tired than a butchers wife'
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