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Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.

Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019


Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010


Total Baddie

Having copious amounts of collagen.

Wow she’s a total baddie

by Urmom738728626 September 28, 2022


Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 23, 2023


Total Ruxpin

Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.

That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!

by Thetommeister May 19, 2022


Totally Garnular!

Something to describe something insanely very good, like the word Awesome, or Epik.

Guy: Have you seen the car yet?
Other Guy: Yeah, he's Totally Garnular!!

by garnlover47 May 9, 2024


Totally Garnular

A word that describes something insanely cool, similar to words like Awesome and Epik!

Guy: do you like car
Guy 2: yeah he's Totally Garnular!!

by garnlover47 May 9, 2024