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When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.
I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.
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Best. Book. EVER. I probably wouldn't know but twilight are the only four books Ive readen and it's actually good. The first movie sucked but you should read the books theyre fucking awesome. I swear ill never read a book again, its horrible to be like a BOOK. Ugh.
Girl 1: OMG, twilight saga is like the best ever!!
Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw?
Girl 1:Tots.
Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there?
Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?!
Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser.
Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O
Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber.
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A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.
With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.
A living, breathing human being, whom is obviously not a teenage girl, that dislikes a series of books called, "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer. These idiotic humans usually verbally attack twilighters saying things like "Dude, Edward isn't real." Or "Dude, they're just books." Also, "Dude, Edward is a fag."
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Becky: "So are you going out with Brad on Friday?"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
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A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.
Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!
HP Fan: What did it say?
Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT
HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
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The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).
Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.
Tom: Are you serious?
Mike: Yup.
Tom: What a twilight new goon.
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A club where almost everybdy has seen almost everybody. You (non-noobling) can join yesterday and be remembered a week from now. Usually someone always posts on your topic, but even "populars" can be ignored some-times.
The people you must definitely meet are: Allie, Risse (or Cherry), Endive, Batman, Jessie, Taco, Amy, Liv, Charlotte, Summer, Georgia, Banana, Ella, Britt, Chanelle, and Grace.
TC Anthem:
"Vicky- The TC song" -on YouTube
The occasional n00b and OC invader drops in. Sometimesd we flee to Allie's back up club "Tcers", TC (twilight club) is almost always dead on mornings. If you do decide to join, don't be stereotipical about some of the "scene" dolls, spell horribly or try to "fit in". Sometimes I just hate these people, but I luff them 99.99% of the time.
Lynnzzy is never in her own club for whatever reason (Maybe she has a life othe and will someday kill us all. Just
N00b1: WH0 1S UR F@V0R1T3 TW1L1GHT CH@R@CT3R?
TCer1: What did you just say?
TCer2: I think she meant "What's your favorite twilight character?
TCer1: Most of us don't even like twilight :|
Noob1: WH@T?
stardoll- twilight club