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When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist
Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke
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When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.
Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.
Fred: How was that?
Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.
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Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.
Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.
This phrase is one of the lyrics from a song called "twist", which is by the nu-metal band called "korn." Many metalheads and emos will likely shout this phrase at you if they think you are swag enough, so respond back with more lyrics from the song. If you are lucky enough to get this shouted out at you, you must be one swag person and the person who shouted it at you might want to start a friendship.
metalhead: TWIST!!!! EH NAH ER RAH AH AH
You: TWIST!!!!!!!
*you and the metal head then walk away and be metal together*
You: twist EH NAH ER RAH AH AH
"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.
The art of sucking a fat cock while twisting your hand slurping everywhere and vacuuming da dick
Bro that bih gave me a big ass Sucky sucky twisty 3000 x vaccum slurpy twist
During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.
"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"
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