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it's a holiday made up by that vegan teacher as a result to her sanity going to the uncanny valley
that vegan teacher: it's vegan deceleration day!
person: ok and?
Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.
Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents
He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!
A vulgar term used to describe a vegan female’s vagina that is abnormally thick both inside and out.
“Prior to intercourse, Marissa would only allow Nick to vaginally penetrate her if he referred to her vagina as her vegan beef pit”.
A human flesh eating mexican girl, whos into the dickies and bakes vegan cupcakes.
FUCK! vegan ana ate my friend.
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Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier version of a pimp slap, although the motion is still the same. It is delivered using a backhand motion at a straight 90 degree angle, though the hand kind of drifts up in the beginning to appear more unassuming. Unlike with a pimp slap, a vegan slap may hit any part of the body of the target, and the slapper need not hit the slappee with his/her hand. S/he may use a vegetable instead, i.e. a head of broccoli. Or a piece of rolled up paper will do.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
Boss *vegan SLAPS!* vegan employee with a report.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
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A dinner meal in which a vegan is turned over and then commence with eating himself or herself out as the main course. Often served with a tossed salad on the side.
Jen thoroughly enjoyed her main dish of vegan turnover and is now quite full of herself.
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