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When one crack head blows crack smoke up another crack heads ass
That crack head just gave his best bud a West Virginia hubcap.
When one crack head blows crack into another crack heads ass
Those crack heads just gave each other a West Virginia hubcap
Woodbridge, Virginia is a census-designated place in Prince William County, Virginia, United States, located 20 miles south of Washington, D.C. Bounded by the Occoquan and Potomac rivers. Woodbridge is primarily known for its diverse community (primarily middle-eastern folks as of 2020), upscale neighborhoods, and several fine dining locations. It's a very nice place to live however crime is a very common thing here.
I hit up the momma of the gangster who i knew damn well was faking where he lived from and she said they live in fucking suburban Woodbridge, Virginia
When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.
I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud
Where your high school sweetheart will be hit on by a 50 year old businessman.
I lost her when we went to the Neptune Festival in Virginia Beach
Worst big city in the US. This city sucks and WILL make you depressed. It is super lame here and everybody is just copies of each other. If you are even slightly unique in VB they will call you weird and make fun of you.
Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
Yo you're from virginia beach?
Yeah
Wow is that why you have depression?
Yes
Virginia lake elementary was a chill ass school nobody talked shit about you you could eat your own dick and the teachers wouldn’t say anything
She must’ve gone to Virginia lake elementary she don’t give a fuck