posh wank

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom.

Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.

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banana wank

when you microwave a banana and slit the side and remove the banana placeing the warm banana skin around your penis and wanking ... this ancient technique was introduced to the world by dark munne

people found out i had a banana wank..

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wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee

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Wanking off

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.

1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?

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wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

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wank glove

A glove-like device worn on the hand to assist masturbation. May include lubricants and some form of 'output' catching device.

"Got a date with the wank glove tonight!"

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wank-face

Noun- an insult

Verb- a compliment ; "I will wank-face" I will go masturbate to your face .

"What the fuck.. ? You're such a wank-face , dude .. "

"Oh .. I think I have to wank-face now ."

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