Watch your own bobber

-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.

-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.

Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!

Bill: hey Bob....?

Bob: what?

Bill:..........watch your own bobber

Mutual Suicide Watch

an up and coming metal band from Mchenry/island lake illinois, i highly suggest that u check them out

MAN: "No Man's Land is one of the best songs by Mutual Suicide Watch"

GUY: "Chyeah!!"

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Bro Watched Two Piece

A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).

Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.

Kyubi (Yo-kai Watch)

Yo-kai from the Yo-kai Watch manga & videogames,

Yo-kai Medallium biography:

"This Fox Yo-kai is one of the strongest out of every Yo-kai. He can easily make a volcano erupt."

Im a simp for Kyubi (Yo-kai Watch)

like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

wind my watch

when someone does something that is an immediate turn on to a significant other.

You really know how to wind my watch the way you grind up on me.

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Watch your jet bro

Sad last word. Spoken because bro doesnt watch his jet

Bro's friend : Hey bro watch your jet !........watch your jet bro WATCH YO-

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