Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.
Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
Two butts, in a bed, under the covers, farting silently.
Aka, sleeper seepers.
We made a real whisper nest after those chili dogs last night.
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When you cup your hand over your ass and fart and throw it in someone's face
I just Ghost Whispered you!
The hot fart that feels like it burnt your butthole that you experience after eating mexican or other spicy foods.
Guy #1: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy #2: hey man are you ok?
Guy #1: GODDAMMIT I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chipotle burrito, fucking mexican whisper burned my asshole!
Verb: Having a private conversation via messaging, while in a larger group of people.
"Dude, I don't know what you did to annoy your wife but she was whispering with Tanya during the whole movie!"
farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)
Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.
When you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget that you’re trying to be quiet. What started as a whisper ends up getting louder and louder, and eventually you’re shout whispering!
“Eve, keep the noise down - you’re parents are asleep in bed”
“I’m whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve. You’re shout whispering! You’re louder than normal speaking volume!”