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When you cup your hand over your ass and fart and throw it in someone's face
I just Ghost Whispered you!
Two butts, in a bed, under the covers, farting silently.
Aka, sleeper seepers.
We made a real whisper nest after those chili dogs last night.
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It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop
Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened
farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)
Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.
When a woman "farts" and it's a bubble and floats into her vagina.
Did ya hear, Diana got whispering pink eye, no more mexican food for her.
(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.
"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"