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a Spring chicken, dresses for Summer, born in Fall; a man of all seasons
He's a total Johnny Depp! No way he's more of an Andrew Winter.
The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.
Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.
About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.
I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!
The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.
Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter
Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.
Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter
The group chat that only the best get into
ZB KC AS FB EW NG KH
Kim K is welcomed in to the Snowbunny Winter Wonderland