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To get screwed over in a public way
“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard
Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers
My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off
A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.
Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.
The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
Some bitch ass mother fucker who doesn't let the boys play tackle football.
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers
The word Yard Duty don't need no sentence.
A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.
Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.
Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.
Yep, see you Dwight and damn.
When Someone eats out your asshole im exchange for a favor.
If you give me a ride, I'll give you a back yard special