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Another name for your crotch/genitalia
"Curse that goddam midget headbutting me in my scrotal zone!"
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When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.
At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.
@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."
2 hours later....
@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."
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Term used by the sexually frustrated to describe when their friend rejects their sexual or romantic advances, thereby leaving them with friendship and nothing "more". Also known as friendship, with the added awkwardness of you wanting to have sex with them and them not wanting to have sex with you.
Note: when used with a negative connotation, this can make you seem like a jerk who is only interested in your friend for sex; use with caution if you wish to salvage said friendship.
"Ugh, I asked Cindy if she wanted to hook up, but she totally friend zoned me."
"Okay, but you're still friends, right?"
"Yeah, I'll just have to stop picturing her naked."
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When your meme is pretty cringe
Dutch: Micah show us your sauce.
Micah: *Shows Sauce*
Arthur: MICAH! UR MAKING ME CRINGE. *coughs blood*
Dutch: BOAH YOUR GOING TO THE GAY ZONE
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that awful pouch of fat that circulates in your lower stomach right around your navel; developed after extensive snacking followed by minimal exercise; also comes with age and laziness; may be result of freshman fifteen
Child: (while laying on mom's stomach) "Mommy, your tummy is like a squishy pillow"
Mother: "No sweetie, that's just my goo zone"
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A rule 34 animation that has became viral in meme culture featuring the Animal Crossing character known as Ankha
Isabelle: Why is everyone talking about Ankha?
*Discovers Ankha zone*
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areas where men are not included or wanted.
Betty was looking forward to tonight's book club - a designated no guy zone.
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