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that awful pouch of fat that circulates in your lower stomach right around your navel; developed after extensive snacking followed by minimal exercise; also comes with age and laziness; may be result of freshman fifteen
Child: (while laying on mom's stomach) "Mommy, your tummy is like a squishy pillow"
Mother: "No sweetie, that's just my goo zone"
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When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.
At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.
@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."
2 hours later....
@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."
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The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.
"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind
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Two people who want to date and continue to date. Opposite of friend zone.
Perry wanted a girl to keep him in the date zone because he's tired of salty chicks.
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When a situation goes from, romances, bromances, friendzones to the nope zone. It's time to label it and call the time of death as Aquaintance Zone. It was already feeling weird, awkward, twighlight zone-ish. Now things aren't what either of you wanted and you may be in the grey area, so this helps you decide to phase it out in a friendly way. You taper off, slowly. It's better than ghosting. Ghosting is harsh and it is for that last resort for cutting ties completely.
Person: I thought we were friends and this was going somewhere?
You: Well, honestly we were in the friendzone, but now we're definitely in the Aquaintance Zone. Have a good one.
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Another name for your crotch/genitalia
"Curse that goddam midget headbutting me in my scrotal zone!"
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A rule 34 animation that has became viral in meme culture featuring the Animal Crossing character known as Ankha
Isabelle: Why is everyone talking about Ankha?
*Discovers Ankha zone*
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