All dogs must chase the cat.

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.

"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."

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New York chilly dog

When one male poops in the butt hole of another and then proceeds to stick his weiner in the poop covered anus so to make meat and chilli between his buns

would you like to New york chilly dog tonight?

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Buy a dog day 16 October

Buy a dog day is today. Your parents cant refuse.

They mom, can I get a dog?

Of course its Buy a dog day 16 October.

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every dog has his day

An expression stating that even the lowest and unluckiest among us will one day have their glory.

"every dog has his day" - Tony Montana

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Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

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Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.

Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

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Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?

When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number π, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.

The number π is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.

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