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A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.
Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.
The art of makimg a girl go up and down by having sex
Im making my gf to moan very loudly by getting her going up and down while on top of me
a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them
"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"
A phrase you use when you want someone to leave you house you idiot.
Guy 1: Hey do you wanna hang out?
Guy 2: No go home I’m busy.
Guy 1: Oh, ok
Go to ohio is slang for baking cookies/brownies in american continent
Wanna go to ohio? Yeah sure bring the cookiedough
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.