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ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.
Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)
The act of masturbating while standing up
Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer
jacks are fucking sick cunts that eat dick all day long. but jack w's are even worse. those sick cunts are fucking retarded in every part of their horny brain and should be hung.
Person 1 - Hey there's a Jack W. over there.
Person 2 - Wanna beat his ass and kill him?
Person 1 - Bet.
dustin from stranger things stan
boy 1-wooah is that dustin from that show
boy 2-no its just jack w
The lead singer of the popular indie-pop band AJR! Also the funniest member!! (I think????)
"My favorite member of AJR is Jack Met."
A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive
Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice