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When your friend traps you into errands you dont want to do.
Tyler black trapped me yesterday, and he made me go to his parents, the store, and the DMV.
A first single from the new album realised by BTS on January 17th 2020.
7 IS COMING FEBRUARY 21ST
Jungkook:"do ya thang,do ya thang now
what's ma thang,what's ma thang
tell me now,tell me now yeah yeah yeah"
black swan by bts
A masterpiece of a song that tells you about the sufferings of a artist who fears losing their passion, a song by the biggest group in the world, BTS.
Me: Black swan soty idc idc
Someone: as it should be
When a girl gets come onto by someone she thought was a friend. Caught in unawareness, they are like a deer in the headlights against this onslaught of surprise homesexuality
The other day I was hanging out with Katie and she black swanned me. I don't think we should be alone anymore.
Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Have you heard of the black afterlife?
a black cripple who gets on peoples nerves
you r a fuckin Black nubbs bruh